my charger is dying

 i think my phone charger is in its final days my phone wont fucking charge

i dont understand how chargers even die like that. what is their problem, are they retarded? i am pretty sure it only even gives my phone power because it is rewarded with the tight hotness of its fuckin hole. ive been feeding into its whims and now its sped kid desires have been fueled too much. the damn thing is too up its own ass to fuck the phone in its stupid charging port anymore what am i supposed to do now